The Week contest: New Razzie
This week's question: The Razzie Awards, which recognize the cinematic world's least impressive efforts, created the category "Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie" and awarded Willis eight trophies. In seven words or fewer, come up with a new Razzie category honoring the worst of Hollywood.
THE WINNER: "Worst Reboot of a Rebooted Reboot"
John Smigelsky, Holmdel, New Jersey
SECOND PLACE: "Seth Rogen Same Character Every Time Award''
John Holler, Clearwater, Minnesota
THIRD PLACE: "Best Reason to Read a Book"
Jeff Cox, Shawnee, Oklahoma
"The Worst Attempt at Yet Another Batman''
David Fisichella, Falmouth, Massachusetts
"Best Unintended Comedic Performance in a Drama"
Allen Smith, Boynton Beach, Florida
"The Steve Carell Stick to Comedy Award"
Richard Wolf, Belmont, Maryland
"Best Bond to Live and Let Die"
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
"Most Unnecessary Remake"
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
"Most Unnecessary 3D Release"
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
"The Meryl Streep Gratuitous Foreign Accent Award"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Least Animated Features on an Actor's Face"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"Most Inaccurate Prosthesis for Full-frontal Nudity"
Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco, California
"Fastest Feature Film to Video''
Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida
"Most Pernicious Product Placement"
Claude Offenbacher, Eugene, Oregon
"Worst Gratuitous Nude Scene"
Walter Smith, Washington, D.C.
"Best Purporting Actor"
John Everett, Watertown, Massachusetts