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The Week contest: Vomit job

This week's question: To help certain patients overcome their phobia of vomiting, a clinic in Amsterdam wants to hire someone who can regurgitate on command. What should that person's job title be?

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Microchipping company

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "Ejecutive Assistant"

Suzy Kruppa, Sequim, Washington

SECOND PLACE: "Bile Clerk"

Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas

THIRD PLACE: "Reverse Engineer"

Troup Miller, Austin, Texas

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Barfista"

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"Gag Orderly"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"Gastroexitologist"

Ivan Kershner, Salem, South Carolina

"Projectile Manager"

Susan Jones, Little Falls, New Jersey

"Chief Expulsion Officer"

Ken Ream, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

"Gastro-internal Affairs Officer"

George Strong, Plano, Texas

"Back Up Administrator"

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts

"Spewardess"

Joel Hoffman, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

"Director of Internal Resources (Output)"

Nalini Quraeshi, Kalamazoo, Michigan

"Gag Reflexologist"

J.D. Watson, Redlands, California

"Lead Volunteer in Content Distribution "

David Romness, Indian Wells, California

"Hurl Monitor"

Mark Zaccaria, Danbury, New Hampshire 

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