The Week contest: Cave tourism

This week's question: A 50-year-old Spanish adventurer spent 500 days alone in a cave and emerged claiming she loved the experience and "didn't want to come out." Come up with a name for a travel package for fellow solitude-seeking spelunkers.
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Ice music
RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Bear B & B''
John Haley, Salamanca, New York
SECOND PLACE: "Destination Hibernation"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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THIRD PLACE: "Bed Bats & Beyond"
Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pennsylvania
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"Hide & Seek"
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Jason Feltner, Cheyenne, Wyoming
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Brooke Baumann, Asheville, North Carolina
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Gary Evenson, McFarland, Wisconsin
"What Happens in Las Cuevas, Stays in Las Cuevas"
Ellen Owens, Fayetteville, New York
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John Rengstorff, New York City
"Burrowed Time"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
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Drew Bennett, Rogers, Arkansas
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Tim Camlek, Fall Creek, Wisconsin
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