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This week’s question: A Rainier, Washington, city council candidate who thought it was “kind of narcissistic” to vote for himself wound up losing the election by a single vote. In seven or fewer words, come up with a campaign slogan this self-effacing office-seeker could use to mount a political comeback.

 Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Tortoise birthday

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THE WINNER: Clearly not in it for myself

SECOND PLACE: Working hard to earn my own vote

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts 

THIRD PLACE: Vote for me, and I might, too

Hunter Burgan, Nevada City, California 

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pennsylvania 

Every vote counts… apparently

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia 

At least I didn’t steal the vote

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 

Ask not what I didn’t do previously

Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas 

Bruce Carlson, Alexandria, Virginia 

William Loercher, Manheim, Pennsylvania 

Kim Blanchard, Pelham, New York  

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California 

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 

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