This week’s question: A Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan recently turned 191. Despite being the world’s oldest living land animal, he still has a "keen" appetite and a "good libido," said a veterinarian. In seven or fewer words, come up with a thoughtful birthday card message for Jonathan.
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THE WINNER: Have you thought of running for president?
SECOND PLACE: Congratulations, Keith Richards is jealous
THIRD PLACE: “OK, OK, You Win!” Signed, the hare
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
Party like it’s 1899
Keep on creepin’ on!
Ramona Rush, Lexington, Kentucky
You don't look a day over Neolithic!
Joel Nelson, Goleta, California
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