The Week contest: Plumbing poster

This week's question: The U.S. will be short an estimated 550,000 licensed plumbers by 2027, a result of rising retirements and a shortage of young trainees. In seven or fewer words, come up with a slogan for a recruitment poster that will inspire a new generation to enter the profession and save America's bathrooms.

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Last week’s contest: The U.S. will be short an estimated 550,000 licensed plumbers by 2027, a result of rising retirements and a shortage of young trainees. In seven or fewer words, come up with a slogan for a recruitment poster that will inspire a new generation to enter the profession and save America’s bathrooms.

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RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Yes we (can fix the) can!

Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont

SECOND PLACE: Live your pipe dream

Ann Dunsky, Connecticut

THIRD PLACE: The few, the proud, the latrines

Ellen Martin, Austin, Texas

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The New STEM: Septic Tank Engineering Management

Peter Wilander, Brevard, North Carolina

Unclog your full potential

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

Experience the flush of success

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A royal flush beats a full outhouse

Frank Sargent, Carlisle, Massachusetts 

Take the plunge!

Bruce Carlson, Alexandria, Virginia

Grow with the flow!

Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia

Don’t go down the drain, fix it

Don Phillips, Point Arena, California 

Uncle John wants you

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

Be the man that fixes the can

Maureen McNelis, Rockaway Beach, New York

It’s not rocket science, it’s drain surgery

Trish Studer, Massillon, Ohio

Smells like money to me

John Gray, Columbus, Wisconsin