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 This week’s question: Police responding to a report of an "elderly male walking with a shotgun" in rural Minnesota came upon a man listening to music and carrying a stick, which he'd been using to play air guitar. If a classic rock band were to write a song about this law enforcement encounter, what would it be titled?

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THE WINNER: “Johnny B. Woode”

SECOND PLACE: “Rock You with a Carry Cane”

THIRD PLACE: “Dancing with the Bark”

“I Swat the Sheriff”

“They Called the Law but There’s No Gun"

“Fret to Society”

“Pull the Twigger”

"Stick It to The Man"

“He’s a Caniac”

“Unstrung Melody”

Frank Sargent, Carlisle, Massachusetts 

“Whole Lot of Fakin’ Goin’ On”

“Every Little Stick He Wields Is Legal”

“Stick ‘Em Up, Buttercup”

“I Poked the Sheriff”

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