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George Santos before the start of President Joe Biden's State of the Union Address

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This week's question: Expelled from the House for a litany of lies and alleged scams, former Rep. George Santos has announced plans to run for another New York congressional seat. In seven or fewer words, come up with a campaign slogan that Santos could use to explain the benefits of sending a serial huckster to Congress.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Luxe air

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THE WINNER: Reduce local crime: Send me to Washington.

SECOND PLACE: Let my imagination work for you!

THIRD PLACE: The truth hurts, so elect George Santos!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“Our best lies still days ahead.”

“The devil you know”

“The best man for the (snow) job”

“Yes, we con!”

“At least you know what you’re getting.”

“Return swamp creature to his habitat!”

“The grift that keeps on giving.”

“‘Cause you can’t handle the truth.”

Terry L. Bubb, Goodlettsville, Tennessee

“Really, I have nothing else to hide.”

“Don’t make me run for the Senate.”