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This week’s question: Boxing fans watching a bout at Madison Square Garden gasped in surprise when a flurry of punches knocked off heavyweight Jarrell Miller's toupee, revealing a large bald spot. In seven or fewer words, come up with a caption to accompany a photo of the moment the hairpiece left Miller’s head.
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THE WINNER: Hit below the pelt
Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.
SECOND PLACE: TKO: Toupee Knock-Out
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George Strong, Plano, Texas
THIRD PLACE: More bob, less weave
Jason Schnuit, Santa Monica, Calif.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Rug becomes flying carpet
Paul Kim, Orono, Maine
No pain, no Rogaine
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.
Just a little off the top, please.
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.
Bob and weave-leave
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh
Rug was pulled out from over him.
Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.
Champ on feet. Hair takes a dive.
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.
Hair, she blows!
Jerry VanSant, Chapel Hill, N.C.
Won fight; lost shampoo commercial
Amanda Sargent, Carlisle, Mass.
Mowing grass at the Garden
Maureen Tedrow, Slidell, La.
A slug to mug—goodbye, rug.
Cory Zanger, New York City
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