The Week contest: Octopus album
This week’s question: A Swedish man ordered a live octopus from a seafood distributor and then spent six months teaching it to play a specially modified underwater piano, awarding the creature with food every time it pressed a key. If an album of the octopus’ music were to be released, what should the collection be titled?
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: “Hotel Calamari”
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Mike Reiss, New York City
SECOND PLACE: “Ink Floyd’s Greatest Hits”
Chris Fuller, Macon, Ga.
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THIRD PLACE: “This is Spineless Tapping”
Mike McDannel, Lincoln, Neb.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Wet Pet Sounds”
Judy Garlock, Lincoln, Neb.
“An Oct-Opus”
Evelyn Eman Delmar, Northbrook, Ill.
“Jagged Little Krill”
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.
“Gimme Shellfish”
Daylanne English, Minneapolis
“Kelp!”
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.
“Music for Suckers”
Tom Koloski, Ardsley, N.Y.
“Back in Black Ink”
John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.
“20,000 Fugues Under the Sea”
Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Fla.
“Bennie and the Inkjets”
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh
“Five-arm Exercises”
Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, Calif.
“Prelude in Sea”
Diane Ross, Hatfield, Pa.
“The Sage of Aquariums”
Chuck Gaston, Lititz, Pa.
“Release of the Kraken”
D. Crohan, Zebulon, N.C.
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