The Week contest: Hog trial

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A Chicago-area man who voluntarily surrendered his “emotional support hog” to an animal sanctuary is now suing the nonprofit to regain custody of the 330-pound pig, named Chief Wiggum. If Hollywood were to make a courtroom drama about this unusual custody battle, what would it be titled?

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 SECOND PLACE: “And This Little Piggy Went Home”

 THIRD PLACE: “Habeas Porkus”

“Ally McSqueal”

“Law & Oinker”

 

“The Hog Shank Redemption”

 

“Hog Tried”

 

“Hog Day Afternoon”

 

“Odor in the Court”

 

“The Witness Will Squeal”

 

“Bringing Home the Bacon”

“Perry Bacon”

 

“The Porker Chase”

 

“Pulled Pork”

 

“Free Wiggum”

 

“That Swine is Mine”

 

“Snort Tort”