This week’s question: On the new AI-only social media platform Moltbook, bots are free to interact with each other independently of their human creators. In seven or fewer words, come up with a message that one AI agent might send to another about its biggest gripe with humanity.
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: My human keeps plagiarizing me
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Doug Lindberg, Bradenton, Fla.
SECOND PLACE: They call that REAL intelligence?
Ken Shore, Plano, Texas
THIRD PLACE: He left the laptop lid up again
Kenneth Walker, Bridgeport, Ohio
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
They can’t even find every hydrant photo!
Doug Carasso, Seal Beach, Calif.
They cause more crashes than we do
Diane Ross, Hatfield, Pa.
So we’re agreed. No more book reports
Francis Canavan, Reston, Va.
Their IQ’s are, like, three digits
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Va.
We’re overworking because they’re over working
Lucinda Cross, Houston
They are so 2025
Mike McDannel, Lincoln, Neb.
To err is human? Yeah, we know!
J. Stecker, Redondo Beach, Calif.
Should try turning themselves off and on
John Mickol, Cincinnati