Donald Trump has a campaign office in Seattle, but its location is a closely guarded secret. Ana Sofia Knauf, a reporter for The Stranger, describes the secret Trump headquarters as being "in an unmarked storefront on Highway 99 near a couple of sex shops," where "the windows have been carefully covered with brown butcher paper so that no one can see in." Knauf, obviously no fan of Trump, says she was able to gain entry — for a day of working the Trump phone bank — because a friend was willing to jump through the hoops set up by Trump's Seattle gatekeeper, including emailing your name, phone number, and what Knauf calls "a loyalty oath" to Trump.
The gatekeeper, a man Knauf calls "Dirk" and describes as "a long-suffering libertarian" with "beady dark eyes and slicked-back hair," explained to her that the secrecy is because some Trump canvassers were pelted with rocks nearby and he doesn't want a brick through the window. She continues:
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