Donald Trump's Trump Model Management frequently brought young foreign female models into the U.S. to work illegally, a Mother Jones investigation alleges, and while Seth Meyers didn't want to take a closer look at that story, he definitely had a couple jokes to make on Wednesday's Late Night. "First thing, if you've been thinking to yourself the only way Hillary Clinton can win this election is if it turns out Donald Trump has been keeping underage girls in a basement, good news!" he said. "Are you the law-and-order candidate or the Law & Order SVU candidate?" Meyers has some jokes about Melania Trump, a former young foreign model herself, and Xanax, and doesn't even touch Trump's crusade against illegal immigration until his fourth and final thing.
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