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    Iran defiance, Flynn payout and Colbert’s dream job

     
    TODAY’S IRAN WAR story

    Iran counters US ceasefire proposal, denies talks

    What happened
    Tehran yesterday rejected a 15-point U.S. proposal to pause the increasingly costly Iran war and offered its own maximalist demands while insisting the country was not in negotiations with President Donald Trump. The U.S. plan, as described by Pakistani intermediaries, included Iran agreeing to abandon its nuclear program, hand over its enriched uranium, curb its missile arsenal and reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Iranian officials said on English-language state-run Press TV they wanted war reparations, an end to hostilities and assassinations, safeguards against future attacks and recognition of Iran’s “exercise of sovereignty” over the strait. 

    Who said what
    The passing back and forth of “warnings” and “positions” is not negotiation, just “an exchange of messages,” Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said yesterday to state broadcaster IRIB. “We have no intention of negotiating,” and “that they are now talking about negotiations is an admission of defeat.” The Iranians “are negotiating, by the way,” Trump said at a fundraiser last night, “and they want to make a deal so badly, but they’re afraid to say it because they figure they’ll be killed by their own people.” 

    Trump “can’t stop talking about how much his administration is negotiating with Iran,” and Iranian leaders “can’t stop denying” it — “almost as if they’re trying to troll him,” The New York Times said. And both “strategies make sense.” Trump is “raising hopes that the war might end soon” because rising gas prices and other costs have made it increasingly “unpopular with the American public.” Iranian leaders want to “keep oil prices high” and “would also like to stay in power,” and defying Trump “might help them do that,” the Times said. “Ironically, these competing incentives are probably pushing both parties toward more serious negotiations.” 

    What next?
    Trump “appears increasingly interested in finding an off-ramp with Iran,” the BBC said, but yesterday’s “head-spinning developments” did not ease “growing concern inside the administration that Trump doesn’t have a concrete plan for what comes next.” Of course, “ending the war isn’t up to Trump alone,” The Wall Street Journal said, and Iran and Israel are showing no interest in pausing the fighting. “Iran will end the war when it decides to do so,” an unidentified Iranian official said on state TV, “and when its own conditions are met.”

     
     
    TODAY’S POLITICS story

    Trump DOJ to pay Flynn $1.2M over Russia inquiry

    What happened
    The Justice Department has agreed to pay Michael Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, about $1.2 million to settle Flynn’s claims he was wrongfully prosecuted for his role in the 2016 Trump campaign’s contacts with Russia, according to court papers filed yesterday, which didn’t disclose the settlement amount, and news organizations. The Justice Department and Flynn both “hailed the agreement in separate statements, hinting at the cooperative nature of the settlement,” The New York Times said. 

    Who said what
    The settlement is the “latest turn in the long-running legal saga involving Flynn,” The Associated Press said. He twice pleaded guilty in 2017 to lying to the FBI about his contacts with Russia’s U.S. ambassador on Trump’s behalf, but then tried to withdraw his plea. Trump ended that case by pardoning Flynn in November 2020, after losing his reelection bid, and Flynn filed a $50 million malicious prosecution claim in 2023. A federal judge dismissed that suit in 2024, but Trump’s Justice Department revived it and entered settlement talks last summer. 

    The payout will “likely fuel questions as to whether Flynn received a favorable outcome due to his continued vocal support for President Trump,” ABC News said. It was an “extraordinary example,” the Times said, of how the Trump Justice Department “has sought to use the legal system to punish the president’s enemies and reward his allies and supporters” while trying to “erase the effect of some of the prominent criminal cases” against him and them.

    What next?
    Trump has demanded that the Justice Department pay him $230 million for the two prosecutions he faced before winning re-election in 2024. His administration has “also taken steps to undo criminal convictions the government had secured against Stephen K. Bannon and Peter Navarro,” The Washington Post said. 

     
     
    TODAY’S CULTURE Story

    Colbert to write LOTR film after ‘Late Show’ ends

    What happened
    Stephen Colbert announced yesterday that he is co-writing a new “Lord of the Rings” movie after CBS’s The Late Show ends in May. The new film, tentatively titled “The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past,” is set about 14 years after the end of “The Return of the King” and features Frodo Baggins’ hobbit friends, Colbert said in a video with director Peter Jackson. Warner Bros. and New Line Cinema are producing the movie, and Colbert will co-write it with his son, Peter McGee, and LOTR franchise veteran Philippa Boyens.

    Who said what
    For Colbert, adapting the next “Lord of the Rings” movie is “arguably his dream project,” Deadline said. “Along with being a pillar of late-night TV,” Colbert is one of author J.R.R. Tolkien’s “most dedicated and vocal fans,” The New York Times said. He has “spoken often about how the books guide his worldview” and is known to sprinkle “‘Lord of the Rings’ analysis into guest interviews.” 

    “You know what the books mean to me, and what your films mean to me,” Colbert told Jackson. And “I found myself reading over and over” six early chapters of “The Fellowship of the Ring” and wondering, “Could we make something that was completely faithful to the books while also being completely faithful to the movies that you guys had already made?” After discussing the idea with his son, Colbert shared the idea with Jackson two years ago, he said, and the project took off.

    What next?
    The final Late Show episode is set to air May 21, and “Shadow of the Past” will be released sometime after Andy Serkis’ “The Hunt for Gollum” hits theaters late next year.

     
     

    It’s not all bad

    A pay phone outside Pavement Coffeehouse in Brookline, Massachusetts, links Gen Z and Boomers, aiming to combat loneliness in both groups. Stickers on the booth say “Call a Boomer,” and the phone only connects to a senior community in Reno, Nevada — their phone booth’s stickers say “Call a Zoomer.” Some participants ask for advice, while others want to talk about books or the weather. “It’s just simple connection,” caller Mark Krone told WCVB. “It’s just two people.”

     
     
    Under the radar

    ‘Shy Girl’ and the ‘uncertain new era’ of AI books

    Hatchette recently canceled the U.S. release of a horror novel and discontinued the U.K. edition amid claims that generative AI was used to write the book. “Shy Girl” appears to be the “first commercial novel from a major publishing house to be pulled over evidence of AI use,” The New York Times said. The “stunning fact” that the book got this far shows how AI is “seeping into even traditionally published fiction” and how “unprepared many in the book world are” for the “dawn of an uncertain new era.” 

    “Shy Girl” was originally self-published in February 2025, before Hatchette picked it up and released it in Britain in November. It was all set for a U.S. rollout until The New York Times published claims of AI use.

    Max Spero, the founder of AI detection program Pangram, ran a test that suggested 78% of the text was AI-generated. Author Mia Ballard denied using AI and insisted that an editor was responsible for the passages under scrutiny. “My name is ruined for something I didn’t even personally do,” she told The New York Times. 

    This will “not be the last time we see crap like this happen,” said Kayleigh Donaldson at political blog Pajiba. But once a “big-name writer” admits to using “the plagiarism machine,” there will be “no pushback” but instead a bunch of “smarmy think pieces claiming that people are just jealous of AI and actually it’s sooo much better at writing than you are.” 

     
     
    On this day

    March 26, 2000

    Vladimir Putin was elected president of Russia for the first time. He had been acting president for the previous three months, following Boris Yeltsin’s resignation. Putin has since served continuously as either Russia’s president or prime minister, growing increasingly authoritarian as he centralized power.

     
     
    TODAY’S newspaperS

    ‘Big Tech reckoning’

    “L.A. jury finds social media are built to addict,” the Los Angeles Times says on Thursday’s front page. “Meta, YouTube found liable in landmark trial,” The Philadelphia Inquirer says. “In verdicts, a possible Big Tech reckoning,” The Washington Post says. “Trump tells advisers he wants war over,” but “deal to end conflict faces a narrow path,” The Wall Street Journal says. “Iran rejects peace plan as fighting rages,” The Mercury News says. “High prices at pump may outlast war,” The New York Times says. “Stymied, GOP tries audible on shutdown,” The Boston Globe says. “ICE appears to help with some TSA functions,” The Atlanta Journal-Constitution says. “Talarico attacks take spiritual turn” as “Hegseth’s pastor says he wants Dem candidate ‘crucified,’” says the Austin American-Statesman.

    ► See the newspaper front pages

     
     
    Tall tale

    Hot pot bot botch

    A dancing robot caused chaos at a California hot pot restaurant, “smashing dishes” and “knocking over utensils and food” in front of customers, said NBC News. The robot was supposed to entertain diners at Haidilao in Cupertino. But it got too close to a table, which affected its movement and led to the destruction. Video of the incident shows three servers finally restraining the robot, pulling it away while it continued to “shuffle its feet and gesticulate.”

     
     

    Morning Report was written and edited by Nadia Croes, Catherine Garcia, Scott Hocker, Anya Jaremko-Greenwold, Justin Klawans, Chas Newkey-Burden, Rafi Schwartz, Peter Weber and Kari Wilkin, with illustrations by Stephen Kelly and Julia Wytrazek.

    Image credits, from top: Saul Loeb / AFP via Getty Images; Andrew Harnik / Getty Images; Dave Kotinsky / Getty Images; Illustration by Julia Wytrazek / Getty Images
     

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