The Week contest: 2014 headline
What headline can we be fairly certain not to see in 2014?
Last week's question: What headline can we be fairly certain not to see in 2014?
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: Failure to Pay Phone Bill Closes NSA
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J. Reed Johnston Jr., Greensboro, N.C.
SECOND PLACE: Healthcare.gov Wins Webby Award for Best New Website
Kristin Hothersall, Alpharetta, Ga.
THIRD PLACE: Kim and Kanye Marry Secretly in Modest Ceremony
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Judith Cottrill, Bronx, N.Y.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Hillary Clinton Declines Presidential Run
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, Va.
American Students Jump to No. 1 in Math and Science Scores
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.
Kim Jong Un Wins Nephew of the Year Contest
Lou Franzinim, St. Augustine, Fla.
Miley Cyrus to Have Tongue Reduction Surgery
Robert Salemi, Gilbert, Ariz.
Iranian Mediators Arrive in Washington to Solve Differences Between Republicans and Democrats
Ryan Croft, San Francisco
"I Am Not God," Kanye Admits
James Smith, Mill Valley, Calif.
Cubs Win World Series
Erin Mauch, Fort Wayne, Ind.
Obama Opts Out of Health-Care Coverage, Chooses to Pay Penalty
Andrew Tuite, Chicago
Putin Named Grand Marshall of Pride Parade
Kathy Tuite, Chicago
Kim Kardashian Still Happily Married
Kathy Carrier, Fort Wayne, Ind.
Recession Over
Jerry Wing, Oak Ridge, Tenn.
Hillary Asks Bill to Be Her Running Mate
Jean L. Peffers, San Antonio
More Than 6 People Lower Medical Costs on Obamacare
Jeff Myers, Barnstable, Mass.
China Forgives U.S. Debt in Exchange for Obamacare Blueprint
Gary Riedmiller, Huachuca City, Ariz.
U.S. Men's Soccer Team Wins a World Cup Match
Jamie Weiss, Cheshire, Conn.
51 Women in U.S. Senate
Maryanne Esgate, Decorah, Iowa
Edward Snowden Fixes Obamacare Website
Matt Marshall, Fayetteville, Ariz.
Beijing to Host Round of Carbon Emission Negotiations
Colton Thomas, St. Petersburg, Fla.
Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl
Ed Miller, Bay Village, Ohio
El Al Announces Service to Tehran
Kenneth R. Updegrove, Cedaredge, Colo.
Lance Armstrong Wins 2014 Tour de France
Gerry Weatherly, Hiltons, Va.
NSA and Verizon Merge, Adopt New Slogan: “We Can Hear You Now”
Alan Zuckerman, San Diego
Lindsay Lohan Delivers Oscar-winning Performance in Role as a Nun
Patrick D'Andrea, Denver
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