The Week contest: McDonald's Show
McDonald's is set to roll out its own TV channel for customers waiting in line and munching burgers at tables. Please come up with the title of its first show.

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Last week's question: McDonald's is set to roll out its own TV channel for customers waiting in line and munching burgers at tables. Please come up with the title of its first show.
Results:
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THE WINNER: Curb Your Life Span
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SECOND PLACE: 90210 Calories
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