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The Week contest: McDonald's Show

McDonald's is set to roll out its own TV channel for customers waiting in line and munching burgers at tables. Please come up with the title of its first show.

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Last week's question: McDonald's is set to roll out its own TV channel for customers waiting in line and munching burgers at tables. Please come up with the title of its first show.

Results:

THE WINNER: Curb Your Life SpanTara Cyr, Owings Mills, MD  

SECOND PLACE: 90210 CaloriesRobert Schechter, Dix Hills, NY   

THIRD PLACE: The Biggest GainerJim Topper, Turtle Creek, Pa.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Survivor: McDonald’s PlaylandKathleen Yacio Sargent, Bedford, TX

Are You Fatter than a 5th-Grader?Jeff Kelle, Signal Mountain, TN

Two and a Half By-passesDavid Prybock, Pittsburgh, PA  

Days of our ThighsAmanda Saxton, Sacramento, CA

The Orifice James Lister Smith, Mill Valley, CA

Good Morning CholesterolNick Hassler, Richmond VA

Big Mac TheoryJeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

Extreme Mac-OverHerman Waltzer, Alabaster, AL

Everybody Loves RonaldDavid Tunkel, Reisterstown, MD

SpongeBob Happy MealZelig Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN

Jon and Kate Plus Eight Orders to GoLarry Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN 

Who Wants to be a Statistic?Mara Rosenthal, Huntington Woods, MI

How I Met Your BurgerH.B. Stultz, Jr., East Stroudsburg, PA.

My Three Buns (starring Fred “Big Mac” Murray)Carol Blackburn, Rockville Centre, NY

Adam’s McRibKenneth Hasenbank, South Berwick, ME

McCribs Argy Koumas, East Northport, NY

Supersizing with the StarsMark Carlson, La Conner, WA

On the Record with Mayor McCheeseKathleen Yacio Sargent, Bedford, TX

America’s Got FriesHal Russek, San Anselmo, CA

The Fat and The FuriousPriscilla Kepfield, Decorah, IA

America’s Funniest Home-Cooked MealClayton Schulz, Louisville, KY

I Love JuicyTim Simmons, Colorado Springs, CO

Meal or No MealPaul Bastia, Warwick, RI

Burp NoticeNandini Lal, Bethesda, MD

Ronald McDonald 360John Barczyk, Rochester, MI

Law and May I Take Your OrderJeffrey Hutchins, Black Mountain, NC

Desperate ArteriesDavid Donovan, Orleans, MA

Eat, Drink and Be SedentaryJudith Averill, Amherst, MA  

You Deserve A Commercial Break TodayEarl Weinmann, Northfield, MN

Real Housewives of Burger KingGary Hennion, New York, NY

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