The Week contest: Whale Song - May 13, 2011
Scientists have discovered that male humpback whales are avid singers — name the #1 hit on the cetacean top 20

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Click here for results of last week's contest: Bible Update
Results: After scientists discovered that humpback whales’ songs become undersea "hits," copied by other humpbacks, we asked you to name the #1 tune on the cetacean top 20.
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