Teen burglars kill the goldfish, and more

A teenager who burgled an apartment in suburban Chicago later told police that he’d killed the homeowner’s goldfish because he didn’t want to leave any witnesses.

Teen burglars kill the goldfish

A teenager who burgled an apartment in suburban Chicago later told police that he’d killed the homeowner’s goldfish because he didn’t want to leave any witnesses. The unnamed 16-year-old was apparently leaving the scene with his two accomplices when he spotted the three goldfish and announced, “We can’t let them live—they’re witnesses.” The teens then killed the fish by pouring mustard and hot sauce into their tank. The triple fish murder, said police, was “certainly something they didn’t need to do.”

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