'What do I do now?': 7 brilliant Bernie Madoff quotes

America's most notorious fraudster is thriving in his new home, according to Steve Fishman at New York. Bernie Madoff, serving a 150-year stretch in North Carolina's Butner correctional complex for bilking investors out of approximately $65 billion, has fellow inmates in thrall of his audaciousness. Here, 7 tell-tale quotes attributed to Madoff in the New York story:

"F--k my victims. I carried them for twenty years, and now I'm doing 150 years."

— To an inmate who expressed concern for the investors defrauded by Madoff

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"It was a nightmare for me. I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago."

— To federal investigators, describing how it felt "living a lie"

"They told me that watch was worth $200,000."

— To fellow prisoners, after seeing that his former timepiece sold at auction for only $900

"All you guys talk about is 'Queer this, queer that.' Don’t you have anything better to talk about?"

— To fellow prisoners, after becoming frustrated by their excessive concern over who might be gay

"It's H2O."

— Response to a fellow inmate when asked where he had hidden his fortune. (Madoff apparently made "a gesture of water slipping through his hand.")

"Well, that's what I did."

— To a fellow prisoner who opined that stealing from old ladies was "kind of f--ked up"

"What do I do with my life now?"

— To Herb Hoelter, a consultant to celebrity prisoners (including, at one time, Martha Stewart)

Read the entire article at New York Magazine.