The Week contest: Celeb Tweet - Apr. 9, 2010

What will be the next Twitter announcement from a celebrity that does not surprise us very much at all?

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Results: In light of Ricky Martin’s announcement, via Twitter, “I am a fortunate homosexual man,” we asked you to predict the next extremely unsurprising celebrity Tweet. You told the world:

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