William Safire
1929–2009
William Safire’s 1973 appointment as an op-ed columnist for The New York Times sparked chagrin across the political spectrum. Liberals were furious that the Times had hired a former speechwriter for Richard Nixon, while conservatives were shocked that he had gone over to the enemy. But over the course of 32 years and in more than 3,000 columns, Safire’s blend of muscular opinion, elegant language, and tart iconoclasm made him one of America’s most respected pundits.
A New York City native and Syracuse University dropout, Safire became a legman for New York Herald Tribune columnist Tex McCrary at 19, said The Washington Post. He later joined McCrary’s public relations firm, “whose clients included the construction company that built the ‘typical American house’ for the American National Exhibition in Moscow.” It was into this exhibit’s kitchen, in 1959, that Safire corralled Vice President Nixon and Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev, allowing Nixon to instigate “the famous ‘kitchen debate’ on the relative merits of capitalism and communism.” After running his own PR firm, with clients ranging “from Good Humor to Ex-Lax,” Safire joined Nixon’s White House speechwriting staff in 1968. He soon coined such memorable terms as “nattering nabobs of negativism” and “hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history” for Vice President Spiro Agnew to use against critics.
Safire brought that punchiness to his Times essays, said the Associated Press. In contrast to the Olympian tone of many columnists, he employed a style that one observer compared to “a gaudy flame on display in a gray museum.” He called Hillary Clinton “a congenital liar” and once urged Ronald Reagan to “dispense with his I-am-not-a-shnook defensiveness.” His “smooth prose helped make conservatism respectable in the 1970s” and won him the 1978 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. But “critics said Safire made loose accusations” that were not always borne out by the facts. Several times he linked Saddam Hussein to the 9/11 attacks, “calling it an ‘undisputed fact’ that hijacker Mohamed Atta met with a senior Iraqi intelligence official in Prague in April 2001. The 9/11 commission said that meeting never happened.”
The frequently “rumpled” Safire often looked “like a man with a toothache coming on,” said The New York Times. A self-described “libertarian conservative” who prized individual freedom and deplored governmental intrusion, he was famously contrarian. “He denounced the Bush administration’s USA Patriot Act as an intrusion on civil liberties, for example, but supported the war in Iraq.” In his “On Language” column, which ran for 30 years in The New York Times Magazine, he plumbed the depths of the mother tongue, earning fame as a “Pickwickian quibbler who gleefully pounced on gaffes, inexactitudes, neologisms, misnomers, solecisms, and perversely peccant puns.” Among his many wry rules for writers were, “Remember to never split an infinitive. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. Avoid clichés like the plague. And don’t overuse exclamation marks!”
Safire’s many honors included the 2006 Presidential Medal of Freedom. He died of pancreatic cancer.
