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What Next? Contest: Spitzer - May 15, 2009

Click here for results of last week's What Next? Contest: Marijuana Store

Results: We asked you to come up with a bumper sticker for Eliot Spitzer’s next campaign, should he, indeed, decide to re-enter—politics, that is. Coming soon to a bumper near you:

FIRST PRIZE: Wanna Do It Again? Spitzer!Joe Turner, Dallas, GA  SECOND PRIZE: Spitzer: He Paid for His Mistakes (Regularly)Bruce Meyer, Carlsbad, CA

THIRD PRIZE: yes, Yes, YES WE CAN!!!!!!!Craig Palumbo, Venice, CA HONORABLE INTENTIONS:

Spitzer: Best Bang for the BuckJerry Gilbert, Hillsborough, NJ A Chick in Every PotNancy Heyen, McCalla, AL Back on Top! James Lister Smith, Mill Valley, CA He’ll Knock Your Socks OffWalt Bauer, Richmond, Ind

36-26-26 or Fight!Reid Robash, Racine, WI Spitzer: Nobody Does it BetterDonna Christensen, Hanford, CA He’ll Work Nights for YouPat Devney, Rochester, MN

It’s a Ho New DayJohn Spiridakis, Boston, MA Read My Lips: No New FoxesLarry Fish, New York, NY

The Best Candidate, Pants Down!Kim Cook, San Antonio, TX What Would Bill Do?Brian Gillespie, Warrensburg, MO Spitzer: I’m On ItJoan Ewalt, Alpharetta, GA

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