How Donald Trump's hair bewitched America

His entire, improbable campaign is too much to contemplate now. His brand of power is too real to mock. But his hair!

Donald Trump sports a fascinating set of hair.
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It's been described as a "complex superstructure," "the male equivalent of a push-up bra," "a flourish," "an actual, live woodchuck," and "that thing." We are so struck by its ineffable qualities that we often can't remember what color it is: We've described it as gold, ginger, salmon, butter, and the yellow of both nicotine stains and baby chicks — shades of luxury, nausea, and vulnerability. Sometimes, our descriptions of it belie our apparent suspicion that a man can only grow so wealthy before he trains his body to excrete precious substances as well: We have called it "gossamer," "spun sugar," "golden fleece," and "gold-plated fur."

Whatever you call it, you know what it looks like, and now more clearly than ever. Today, perhaps the only question more vexing than whether Donald Trump may actually win the presidency is what is the deal with that hair?

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Sarah Marshall's writings on gender, crime, and scandal have appeared in The Believer, The New Republic, Fusion, and The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2015, among other publications. She tweets @remember_Sarah.