2019 Kentucky Derby horse names, ranked

Place your bets accordingly

Horses.
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Everyone has a different superstition for betting on racehorses, be it the color of the horse's coat, the pattern of the jockey silks, or a lucky post position. If you ask me, though, it's all in the name — some are simply luckier than others. A "Whirlaway" is just going to beat a "Staretor" every time.

Following that logic (or lack thereof), and as we have every year, The Week offers you our own Kentucky Derby odds, determined exclusively by the quality of each horse's name.

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Jeva Lange

Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.