The Week contest: Delivery scroungers

Last week's contest: In a survey of 500 delivery drivers, 4 out of 5 admitted to eating part of customers' orders at some point. What would you call a delivery app that acknowledges this unsavory reality?
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Democratic birds
RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Uber Ate"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
SECOND PLACE: "Shortorder''
Susan Clayton, Bel Air, Maryland
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THIRD PLACE: "Almost Whole Foods"
Elaine Cohen, Pembroke Pines, Florida
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"30 Minutes and Less"
Barbara James, Bedford, Massachusetts
"DoorNosh''
Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut
"Seems Less"
Nicholas Fofonoff, New York City, New York
"Lyftovers"
Joe Valetti, San Leandro, California
"Removable Feast''
Jim Tolpin, Port Townsend, Washington
"Door Snatch"
Gregory Hein, Appleton, Wisconsin
"Steals on Wheels"
Beth Simon, Oakland, California
"Uber Cheats"
Phyllis Klein, Forest Hills, New York
"Burglar Kings''
Carol Miles, Warsaw, Indiana
"Gone Appétit"
Nicole Barens, San Francisco, California
"Post Ates"
Karen j Caton, Ann Arbor, Michigan
"Fare Share"
Amy Blauer, Montpelier, Idaho
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