The Week contest: Royal memoir

This week's question: Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, has titled his new tell-all book about the royal family Spare. If Prince William, Harry's brother and the likely future king, were to respond with his own book, what should he title it?
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THE WINNER: "Spare Me"
Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
SECOND PLACE: "Throne Under the Bus"
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne Indiana
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THIRD PLACE: "Clearing the Heir"
Jeff Jerome, Northampton, Massachusetts
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"O Brother, How Could Thou?"
John Ringle, Columbus, Ohio
"I Was Heir First!"
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
"Split Heirs"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
"Accept No Substitutes"
Skip Flanagan, Roseville, California
"The Empire Strikes Back"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"Righteous Brother"
Robert Berest, Manhasset, New York
"No Room at the Top"
Barbara Reynolds, Williamsburg, Virginia
"Heir. So There."
Carol Henn, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
"No Hair, Still Heir"
Eric Sherwin, East Brunswick, New Jersey
"Tired"
Vincent Llyr, Port Ludlow, Washington
"Get in Line"
Eric Hecht, New York City, New York
"Spare (Me Your Tears)"
Stuart Gibson, Reston, Virginia
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