The things Tesco workers wish they could tell customers

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A former Tesco worker has shared the 11 things employees of the chain would most like to tell customers but aren’t allowed to. The top one was: “I know it's three minutes until we open, but I can't unlock the doors just because you're standing there.” The staff also wish they could say that they hate the self-service tills more than customers do and that huffing and puffing in the queue won't make them go any quicker.

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  Chas Newkey-Burden has been part of The Week Digital team for more than a decade and a journalist for 25 years, starting out on the irreverent football weekly 90 Minutes, before moving to lifestyle magazines Loaded and Attitude. He was a columnist for The Big Issue and landed a world exclusive with David Beckham that became the weekly magazine’s bestselling issue. He now writes regularly for The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Independent, Metro, FourFourTwo and the i new site. He is also the author of a number of non-fiction books.