The Week contest: Bachelor divorce

This week’s question: Golden Bachelor stars Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist have split only three months after wedding in a televised ceremony watched by some 5 million Americans. If the pair were to star in a follow-up reality show about their search for perfect divorce lawyers, what should the series be titled?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: “90 Day Divorcé”
Margaret Vanderhye, McLean, Virginia
SECOND PLACE: “The Ex-Files”
George Strong, Plano, Texas
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THIRD PLACE: “Dis Old Spouse”
Dave Grossman, Petaluma, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Sunset Split”
Malia Pedersen, Arlington, Virginia
“REALLY Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
“The Gray Divorcée”
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
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Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
“Our Untying Love”
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
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Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
“Split Decision”
Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas
“The Masked Litigator”
John Rosenberger, Westerville, Ohio
“Return the Tux: Bachelor Redux”
John R. Bregoli, Braintree, Massachusetts
“Splitt’s Creek”
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
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