The Week contest: Bachelor divorce

This week’s question: Golden Bachelor stars Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist have split only three months after wedding in a televised ceremony watched by some 5 million Americans. If the pair were to star in a follow-up reality show about their search for perfect divorce lawyers, what should the series be titled?
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THE WINNER: “90 Day Divorcé”
Margaret Vanderhye, McLean, Virginia
SECOND PLACE: “The Ex-Files”
George Strong, Plano, Texas
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THIRD PLACE: “Dis Old Spouse”
Dave Grossman, Petaluma, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Sunset Split”
Malia Pedersen, Arlington, Virginia
“REALLY Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
“The Gray Divorcée”
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
“Courtship to Courtroom”
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
“Our Untying Love”
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
“To Halve and Withhold”
Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
“Split Decision”
Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas
“The Masked Litigator”
John Rosenberger, Westerville, Ohio
“Return the Tux: Bachelor Redux”
John R. Bregoli, Braintree, Massachusetts
“Splitt’s Creek”
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
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