The Week contest: Adult pacifier

This week's question: Adult pacifiers are becoming popular in China as a stress reliever, with some online stores saying they're selling more than 2,000 each month. In seven words or fewer, come up with an advertising slogan that a U.S. manufacturer could use to sell anxious American adults on the benefits of a binky.
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How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Adult pacifiers" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Aug. 19. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Aug. 29 issue and at theweek.com/contest on Aug. 22. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.
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