This week's question: A California man is suing Madonna for subjecting him to "pornography without warning," claiming he was left traumatized by suggestive onstage dancing at one of the Queen of Pop's recent concerts. If Madonna were to rewrite one of her hits to address the plaintiff's claims, what title should she give the song?
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THE WINNER: "Like a Virgin (Shocked by His Very First Show)"
SECOND PLACE: "Open Your Heart, Cover Your Eyes"
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Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
"Like You Thought I Was a Virgin!"
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