The Week contest: Lawsuit song
This week's question: A California man is suing Madonna for subjecting him to "pornography without warning," claiming he was left traumatized by suggestive onstage dancing at one of the Queen of Pop's recent concerts. If Madonna were to rewrite one of her hits to address the plaintiff's claims, what title should she give the song?
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THE WINNER: "Like a Virgin (Shocked by His Very First Show)"
Judith Wilkison, Martinsville, Indiana
SECOND PLACE: "Open Your Heart, Cover Your Eyes"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
THIRD PLACE: "Papa, Just Don’t Peek"
Stephanie Sarich, Minnetonka, Minnesota
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Repress Yourself"
John Parry, Eldersburg, Maryland
"Material (That May Be Offensive to Some) Girl"
John Bregoli, Weymouth, Massachusetts
"Suggestive Material Girl"
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
"Like You Thought I Was a Virgin!"
John Parry, Fort Wayne, Indiana
"Who’s That Girl? (Like I Didn't Know When I Bought the Ticket)"
Geral Smith, Palmyra, New York
"XXXpress Yourself"
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia
"Lustify My Love"
G. Cogswell, Micco, Florida
"Court Order Line"
Kevin Korpi, New Braunfels, Texas
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