This week's question: Owners of Tesla's new Cybertruck are reporting rust-like stains on their vehicles; a Tesla engineer says the blemishes on the stainless steel body panels are merely "surface contamination." In seven or fewer words, come up with a message for a bumper sticker that might appear on one of these tarnished behemoths.
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Culture fraud
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THE WINNER: I suffer from corrode rage
SECOND PLACE: In Musk we trust, despite the rust
THIRD PLACE: Teslas don’t rust — they pick up Grimes
Michael Broad, Lakewood, California
I’d complain on Twitter but, you know…
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pennsylvania
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
Don’t worry, I got my tetanus shot
Jeff Veis, Saratoga, California
Don O'Hair, Elk Grove, California
Liz Ullman, Denver, Colorado
Honk if you’re feeling schadenfreude
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
David Beeghley, Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
Dave Grossman, Petaluma, California
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia
Judy L. Groat, San Luis Obispo, California
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