The Week contest: Coldplay cam

This week's question: The married CEO of tech firm Astronomer was forced to resign after he was caught canoodling with his firm's also-married head of HR on a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. If Coldplay were to write a song about this very public love cheat saga, what should it be titled?
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THE WINNER: "A Rush of Blood to the Cheeks"
Jon Harper, Cary, North Carolina
SECOND PLACE: "Conscious Uncuddling"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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THIRD PLACE: "Can You Conceal the Love Tonight?"
Vincent Vigorita, Paterson, New Jersey
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"FeelslikeIamgettingfired"
David B. Reifsnyder, Saint Leonard, Maryland
"Us in Front of the World"
Claire Williams, Louisville, Kentucky
"Do Panic"
George Strong, Plano, Texas
"Execs, Lies, and Videotape"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
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Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
"Wish I Wasn't Here"
Mark Thermansen, Portland, Oregon
"Paradise Found (Out)"
Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas
"A Sky Full of Cameras"
Greg Stein, Prescott, Arizona
"Misadventure of a Lifetime"
Joel Nelson, Goleta, California
"The Scientist & The HR Manager"
Kate Conoly, Austin, Texas
"Viva la Vida… But Get a Room!"
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"The Schadenfreudist"
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