This week's question: An English soccer fan said he had "no regrets" after getting "England Euro 2024 winners" tattooed on his leg — two days before the team lost to Spain in the Euro final. In seven or fewer words, come up with another message for a tattoo about a recent event that might not stand the test of time.
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THE WINNER: "7/22/24: Hottest day ever"
SECOND PLACE: "Bennifer: Together forever"
THIRD PLACE: "Biden '24"
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"The world runs on CrowdStrike"
"Don’t worry! AI is under control"
"Go, JD! Cat women don’t vote anyway"
"Preserve democracy? Of course we will!"
"April 8: When the sun disappeared forever"
"U.S. 2024 election results unchallenged"
"Red Lobster ‘Endless Shrimp’ forever!"
"The Eras Tour: Biggest. Flop. Ever."
"Chat GPT: Nobel Prize for Literature 2025"
"It can’t stay this hot forever!"
Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Florida
"Menendez 2024: Politics isn’t about money"
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
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