The Week contest: Tattoo prediction

This week's question: An English soccer fan said he had "no regrets" after getting "England Euro 2024 winners" tattooed on his leg — two days before the team lost to Spain in the Euro final. In seven or fewer words, come up with another message for a tattoo about a recent event that might not stand the test of time.
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THE WINNER: "7/22/24: Hottest day ever"
Matthew Scheff, North Royalton, Ohio
SECOND PLACE: "Bennifer: Together forever"
Mira Kostak, Waxhaw, North Carolina
THIRD PLACE: "Biden '24"
Ed Raymond, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
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Mathison Hall, Annapolis, Maryland
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Tom Koloski, Ardsley, New York
"Go, JD! Cat women don’t vote anyway"
Brian Kaplan, San Diego, California
"Preserve democracy? Of course we will!"
Carol J. Giesey, Hanover, Pennsylvania
"April 8: When the sun disappeared forever"
Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia
"U.S. 2024 election results unchallenged"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
"Red Lobster ‘Endless Shrimp’ forever!"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"The Eras Tour: Biggest. Flop. Ever."
Joel Nelson, Goleta, California
"Chat GPT: Nobel Prize for Literature 2025"
Claudia Malone, Sellersville, Pennsylvania
"It can’t stay this hot forever!"
Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Florida
"Menendez 2024: Politics isn’t about money"
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia
"Supreme Court reforms pass!"
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
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