The Week contest: Undressed wedding

This week's question: A beach on the Italian island of Sardinia could become the go-to destination for nudist weddings after local authorities decided to let unclothed couples exchange vows there. If Hollywood were to make a comedy about a nudist beach wedding gone wrong, what rated-PG title could it give the film?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "You've Got Veil (And Nothing Else)"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
SECOND PLACE: "The Honey-Mooners"
Kevin Gustafson, Chanhassen, Minnesota
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THIRD PLACE: "A Groom with a View"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"A Groom with a View"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
"Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Gender Reveal"
Ivan Kershner, Salem, South Carolina
"The Out-of-Gowners"
Joel Nelson, Goleta, California
"Wedding Flashers"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"I'm in the Nude for Love"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Now Where Did I Put That Ring?"
K. I. Kratzer, Allentown, Pennsylvania
"To Have and to Hold — No, Not There"
Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Connecticut
"The Nudely Wed"
Charlie McGovern, Columbia, Maryland
"Four Weddings and a Sunburn"
Kevin Gorman, Santa Monica, California
"The Birthday Suitor"
Troup Miller, Austin, Texas
"The Devil Wears Nada"
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
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