Speed Reads

merry xmas 2 u

Kristen Bell teams up with an a cappella group for a thoroughly modern Christmas tune

A handwritten card would take forever, and who even listens to voicemails anymore? No, the only holiday hello you need from your sweetheart is a good old-fashioned text message. Luckily, Kristen Bell has teamed up with all-male a cappella group Straight No Chaser to provide the perfect soundtrack for your tinsel-time texts, this delightful ditty called "Text Me Merry Christmas":

Just to be clear, the songs ends on this line: "This Christmas, it's the least that we can do." Catchy and realistic.