John Oliver finds a brilliant solution to the Supreme Court's frustrating camera ban: Dogs
The Supreme Court's current term, which started earlier this month, is "going to be one to watch," said John Oliver on Sunday's Last Week Tonight. "Unfortunately, we won't actually be able to watch any of it," because the court bans cameras in the courtroom during oral arguments.
The current solution — audio of the arguments over drawings of the justices — is boring, Oliver said. So "this week, we spent an incredible amount of time, and an almost immoral amount of resources, to produce an entire Supreme Court featuring real animals with fake paws." Oliver aired some teasers of Justices Antonin Scalia and Samuel Alito speaking over clips of delightful canine avatars.
"Those dry constitutional arguments are now must-see television," he said. And he's right — it's good television. But it's only the start. Last Week Tonight also posted 10 minutes of silent footage of the fully robed dogs online, and Oliver said that if news organizations don't use it to recreate every oral argument so far by next week, he's staying off the air. That's unlikely, but I hope somebody takes him up on his offer anyway — Supreme Court banter really has never been so entertaining. --Peter Weber
Subscribe to The Week
Escape your echo chamber. Get the facts behind the news, plus analysis from multiple perspectives.
Sign up for The Week's Free Newsletters
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
Sign up for Today's Best Articles in your inbox
A free daily email with the biggest news stories of the day – and the best features from TheWeek.com
Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.
-
Judge blocks Louisiana 10 Commandments law
Speed Read U.S. District Judge John deGravelles ruled that a law ordering schools to display the Ten Commandments in classrooms was unconstitutional
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
ATF finalizes rule to close 'gun show loophole'
Speed Read Biden moves to expand background checks for gun buyers
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
Hong Kong passes tough new security law
Speed Read It will allow the government to further suppress all forms of dissent
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
France enshrines abortion rights in constitution
speed read It became the first country to make abortion a constitutional right
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
Texas executes man despite contested evidence
Speed Read Texas rejected calls for a rehearing of Ivan Cantu's case amid recanted testimony and allegations of suppressed exculpatory evidence
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
Supreme Court wary of state social media regulations
Speed Read A majority of justices appeared skeptical that Texas and Florida were lawfully protecting the free speech rights of users
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
Greece legalizes same-sex marriage
Speed Read Greece becomes the first Orthodox Christian country to enshrine marriage equality in law
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published
-
Trump and his lawyer Alina Habba have a rough day in defamation court
Speed Read Trump's audible grousing as E. Jean Carroll testified earned him a warning he could be thrown out of court, and Habba showed she 'doesn't know what the hell she's doing'
By Peter Weber, The Week US Published