Some advice seems obvious, but just in case, here's a pro tip from the North Adams Police Department: Next time you get drunk, don't pick up a dull hatchet, and definitely don't chase after a bear through the woods while still carrying said dull hatchet.
"Yes, that really did happen tonight," the Massachusetts police department wrote in a Facebook post on Monday.
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