Things Cinco de Mayo is not:
- Mexican Independence Day
- A beloved Mexican holiday
- An opportunity to tell the world you "love Hispanics!"
As if that wasn't cringe-worthy enough, the plot thickens even further:
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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo respectfully, folks! Jeva Lange
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