You are literally too old for Facebook's new video app
Refusing to embrace its true identity as the prime way moms embarrass their adult children on the internet, Facebook is launching a new app called Lifestage to compete with Snapchat for teenagers' attention.
Though anyone can download Lifestage, its full features are only available to those 21 and under. Once you turn 22, the app — which asks users biographical questions they answer with brief videos — will only permit you to view your own profile.
The app's creator is 19-year-old Michael Sayman, a Facebook product manager. Aside from dinging Snapchat, his goal was to revive the kids-only feel of early Facebook, when user accounts required a college email address. "What if I figured out a way to take Facebook from 2004 and bring it to 2016?" Sayman said, explaining his thought process. "What if every field in your profile was a full video?"
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Bonnie Kristian was a deputy editor and acting editor-in-chief of TheWeek.com. She is a columnist at Christianity Today and author of Untrustworthy: The Knowledge Crisis Breaking Our Brains, Polluting Our Politics, and Corrupting Christian Community (forthcoming 2022) and A Flexible Faith: Rethinking What It Means to Follow Jesus Today (2018). Her writing has also appeared at Time Magazine, CNN, USA Today, Newsweek, the Los Angeles Times, and The American Conservative, among other outlets.
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