Stephen Colbert began Tuesday's Late Show by wishing Special Counsel Robert Mueller a happy birthday. "Blow out the candles and make our wish," he said, wistfully. Mueller's team is "hammering" Paul Manafort, President Trump's former campaign chairman, and "Manafort is getting buried on the witness stand" by his former partner and protege, Rick Gates, Colbert said, though Gates confessed some crimes of his own — committed both with and against Manafort. On Tuesday, Gates detailed how Manafort allegedly evaded paying taxes, used the phrase WTF, and apparently tried to reward $16 million in bank "loans" with a job as Trump's Army secretary.
But things got "real Law & Order-y" when Manafort's lawyer cross-examined Gates, getting him to admit to ... an extramarital affair 10 years ago, Colbert said. "Oh my God! That's all they've got on him? Our president has had multiple extramarital affairs — that's how he met two-thirds of his wives!" He went on to examine the continuing fallout from Trump's Russia meeting "tweetfession," Rudy Giuliani's cigarette-fueled Twitter feud with Fox News "moron" Jonah Goldberg, and Donald Trump Jr.'s strategically muted chat with Laura Ingraham.
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