Stephen Colbert laughs at how Democrats responded to Trump's don't-investigate-me threat
"It's a beautiful day in America, because remember [President] Trump's threat from the State of the Union," about no peace with investigations? Stephen Colbert asked on Thursday's Late Show. "Well, bye-bye peace, because less than 24 hours after being directly threatened by the president of the United States, House Democrats announced a new investigation into President Trump's foreign financial interests and Russia ties. ... Yes, Trump drew a line in the sand. But you know a good way to erase that line? Blue wave."
"And it's not just the intelligence committee," Colbert said. "The House Ways and Means Committee met today to start building a case to pursue Trump's tax returns. ... We're finally going to find out what's in 'em! Did Putin claim Trump as a dependent? Did Trump check the box where you donate $3 to a Russian oligarch? Did he list his status as 'Married' or 'Yeah, But I'm Not Dead'?" It will be hard for Trump to stop this, but Trump is trying, instructing Treasury officials to drag their feet until well into the 2020 campaign.
Clearly, "Trump's not happy — yesterday he coined a new catchphrase to describe the investigation," Colbert said. "Yes, 'presidential harassment.' It's like sexual harassment, only Republicans take it seriously." He also read Trump's rage-tweet about the investigations, laughing at Democrats "going 'nuts' looking into possible 'crimes' that you definitely 'did,'" gawking at Trump's assertion that Republicans never investigated Obama, and puzzling out Trump accusing Democrats of "stealing people who work at White House." "Is he using stealing as a very or an adjective?" Colbert asked. He finished with Trump's curious statement about American accomplishments at Thursday's National Prayer Breakfast: "Abolition of civil rights? 'Ooops, I accidentally read next year's speech.'" Watch below. Peter Weber
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Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.
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