The 12 weirdest animal penises on Earth [Updated]

From dolphins' hand-like retractables to tiny bugs' dagger-esque spikes, here are a few of the animal kingdom's stranger male sex organs

Dolphins have retractable, hand-like, penises that grope around for potential mates. Not so cute now are they?
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Procreating is serious business in the animal kingdom, and Mother Nature has gone out of her way to cleverly ensure the survival of her many, many denizens. From sex organs with multiple heads to prodigious shafts exceeding an animal's own body length, here are 12 of the weirdest (and often scariest) animal penises on the planet:

1. The sea slug's disposable, regenerating penis

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