The Week contest: Sheen show - March 18, 2011
Some Hollywood producer is undoubtedly thinking of creating a new show for Charlie Sheen. What would it be called?
Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
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Results: We asked you to predict Charlie Sheen’s next TV show.
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THE WINNER: Charlie's Devils
Doug Smith, Grand Island, NY
SECOND PLACE: Celebrity Apocalypse Now
Wes Edens, Glendale, AZ
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THIRD PLACE: Lost
Paul Miller, Santa Rosa, CA
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