The Week contest: PC Title - January 21, 2011

With the issuing of a new version of Huckleberry Finn with the racial slurs edited out, modify the title of another classic work of literature to make it more politically correct

Mark Twain's classic is a fixture on banned books lists, due to its repeated use of the "N-word."
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Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

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Results: In light of the new edition of Huckleberry Finn with the N-word replaced by “slave,” we asked you to give another classic book a politically correct title.

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