San Diego family finds naked man asleep on couch, and more

last updated 8 January 2015

San Diego family finds naked man asleep on couch

A San Diego family is recovering from the shock of finding a naked man asleep on their couch. The condominium owner awakened to find the sleeping intruder, then retreated to his bedroom, armed himself, and instructed his wife to dial 911. The intruder told police he had been drinking the previous evening and thought he had gone to sleep in his own condo, 20 miles away. “We think it was an honest mistake,” said a police spokesman.

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