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What Next? Contest: Dog Food - May 22, 2009

Click here for results of last week's What Next? Contest: Spitzer

Results: In these recessionary times, we asked you to predict the name of the first restaurant to serve dog food to humans (since a recent study found many people couldn’t tell the difference between mashed up pate, liverwurst and doggie chow anyway). You gave us paws with: Bone Appetite. Yuppie Chow. The Barker Lounge. Bark Obama’s. The Wet Food Bowl. Bone Jour! Wolfgang Pugs. Alternatively: Woofgang Puck’s. And the best thing about all of them, of course? Ample barking. FIRST PRIZE: Rrrrrrrrrby’s.Paul Raff, Santa Monica, CA SECOND PRIZE: Come! Sit! Stay! Beverly Marshall Saling, Seattle (and others, similar)

THIRD PRIZE: Times Are RuffMike Newman, Plainsboro, NJ (and others, similar) HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Alpobee’sPete Caritas, Minneapolis (and others) The Doggie BagHolly McEntee, Madison, WI (and others) Ciao!Liz Daniel, Cincinnati Man’s Best FoodHank Gibson, Weston, FL

The Auto-MuttMiles Klein, Frisco, TX

T.G.I. Fido’sKathryn T. Van Sciver, Indianapolis (and others)

The Olive GuarddogCarrie Sullivan, Alexandria, VA

Marley and MeatRyan Michael Liu, Millbrae, CA The CafeterrierJane Maddock, Dillon, MT

Pavlov’sChrist and Laura Markos, Santa Fe, NM

I Can’t Believe It’s Doggie Chow!Ngamtaa Bailey, Gilbert, AZ

Best in ShowPhyliss Shanken, Colmar, PA (and others)

Chasin’sJoe Butterworth, Clarkdale, AZ

Iams Hungry Like the WoofSteve Rogers, Los Angeles

The Dog Ate ItBarbara Shaw, Chicago

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