Why the government should regulate baby names

Ban dumb baby names!

Should parents have limits on naming their children?
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I'm all for parental freedoms. Let the helicopter parents hover and the free-rangers regard their offspring as expendable poultry. It's all the same to me.

What I cannot abide, however, is a cruel trend that has ramped up in the last decade: giving babies silly names.

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Ruth Margolis
Ruth ​Margolis is a British ​journalist living in the U.S. Her work has appeared in ​The Guardian, ​The ​Daily Telegraph and BBCAmerica.com.