You can become Jesus Christ in new computer simulator
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A biblical computer game is to allow users to be Jesus Christ. “Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth - in this highly realistic simulation game,” says the publicity blurb for I Am Jesus Christ. “Pray like Him for getting superpower, perform famous miracles like Him,” it adds.
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Walmart has withdrawn a jumper that appears to show Father Christmas taking lines of cocaine. Santa Claus is depicted sitting behind a table with three lines of a white substance in front of him, captioned with the slogan: "Let it snow". After protests, the retail giant said: “We apologise for any unintended offence this may have caused.”
Man registers bees as emotional support animals
A man in Arizona has successfully registered bees as emotional support animals. David Keller believes the application process to register an emotional support animal is too easy — so he registered the swarm of bees as a protest. “A lot of people thought it was hilarious and a lot of people were getting upset,” he said.
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Chas Newkey-Burden has been part of The Week Digital team for more than a decade and a journalist for 25 years, starting out on the irreverent football weekly 90 Minutes, before moving to lifestyle magazines Loaded and Attitude. He was a columnist for The Big Issue and landed a world exclusive with David Beckham that became the weekly magazine’s bestselling issue. He now writes regularly for The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Independent, Metro, FourFourTwo and the i new site. He is also the author of a number of non-fiction books.
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