On Thursday's Late Show, Stephen Colbert took a look at the day's monumental battle between Donald Trump and the Republican establishment, as represented by Mitt Romney. The basic plot is that establishment Republicans "don't want to be with this guy, but the voters are choosing this," he said. "It's like an arranged marriage, and unlike Trump's other marriages, this one could last eight years." And faced with rising panic, the #NeverTrump side did the only thing they could think of, Colbert said. "Yes, they broke the seal on Mitt's hyperbaric dignity chamber, and he shambled out and brought the pain."
He wasn't overly impressed. Romney listed all of Trump's failed business ventures? "True, Trump has put his name on some terrible investments," Colbert said. "For example, four years ago he endorsed Mitt Romney for president." But he also noted some more fundamental and, frankly, surprisingly cogent arguments against the stop-Trump Republicans.
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